Prancing with the stars at Melbourne Cup loses its glow with celebrity line-up
The late motormouth Joan Rivers spoke for many international guests who find themselves the star of an Australian event when she took a nip of her truth serum at the 2006 Logies and declared: "I don't know why the f--k I'm here."
Rivers never got to scratch her coiffure at the Melbourne Cup Carnival but her daughter Melissa will when she's a guest of the Mumm marquee with her Fashion Police co-star Brad Goreski and others from the American E! television channel. And there's a demographic who will go wild at French DJ David Guetta.