Middleton has essentially become a
yfriends I just sit very still and they mistake me wedding jacket for a pile of laundry.So, today I went shopping with an open mind and a gaping wallet.I was the mark that sales commission was invented for.Despite this, my efforts were not well rewarded.My daughter insisted I check in with the shoe department, as well.Let’s start with the dress debacle.These were my parameters: a colour somewhere between black and florescent orange;