Ode to My Shoes
Thank you flip flops
For snapping at the most inconvenient times
For putting on display my currently un-groomed, Froto feet
For incessantly rubbing blisters into the crevices of my toes
For having zero support
For causing my flat feet to ache after mere hours of wear
For providing no protection against the elements
But most all
For being the sexiest shoes out there
Beauty is pain
