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Obviously the person who designed this hates kids

Submitted by courteney on Mon, 07/15/2019 - 19:02

Extended tire warranty plans are meant to cover what manufacturer warranties usually don’t: replacement or repair of damaged tires and rims from road hazards like nails, pot holes, sharp debris, and other hazards, but financial experts tell us that you're better off taking your chances by not paying that extra $10 per tire they want to charge you for the warranty because those risks are too minimal to justify paying that extra money. https://workingfordream.blogspot.com/2019/07/trsdbxzyzxnzujcsz.html They look like standard playground slides that were stuck in a water playground. With the roof so low, I don't think they were designed for the speed that water would enable. https://www.nobedad.com/article/trsdbxzyzxnzujcsz/c=e075b9d120 That last turn is too sharp right before the exit the speeds the kids are at hitting it too. They should not be flying out sideways like that girl did.

There was a ten-year-old boy who was decapitated on a water park ride a few years ago in Kansas. He was the son of a politician, IIRC.That one was on the inflatable rafts and was a fucking monstrosity. https://workingfordream772026288.wordpress.com/2019/07/15/trsdbxzyzxnzuj... If I remember right, the boy wasn't big enough to ride and even with a couple of other people in his party on the raft, it was too light, went airborne, and he was decapitated by a steel bar supporting the safety netting.Nah. I was a poorly designed water slide called "Verrukt," which means "insane" in German. https://workingfordream.joomla.com/index.php/2-uncategorised/19-trsdbxzy... It was at a Schlitterbahn. Anyway, the water slide had a steep fall, and had hoops and netting at the top to keep people from flying out. Genius, right? Well, the poor boy hit a metal hoop and was decapitated.To see if they were aerodynamic we’d need to put them in a wind tunnel and blow smoke around them while filming it in slow motion and cranking some heavy guitar.

You say that now, until you go down, end up sideways and stick your arm out instinctively. Then trying to push your head out of the water, and realize you have no mobility of your arm because it has been dislocated. https://workingfordream.tumblr.com/post/186309581584/trsdbxzyzxnzujcsz Then as you lay with your face under 10 inches of water, trying not to inhale, another kid is tossed ontop of you, breaking your nose, causing you to gasp and inhale a mouthful of piss-pool water.Looks like there is one of those underwater "foam/rubber" mats at the bottom. I do think the water should be a little deeper, but I haven't seen anyone else mention the mat on the ground there.The first one is obviously a mess after that landing, but the little girl that comes out second! The brief second you can see her face after landing lol, she looks so disrespected."I have an idea. https://www.reddit.com/user/meiling33/comments/cdlkoc/trsdbxzyzxnzujcsz/ Let's give a blindfolded kid a bat and have him walking around swinging it blindly at the kid's well-attended birthday party. But let's make sure the other kids get whacked, so we should fill the target with candy so the kids will place themselves strategically close to the target (which also happens to be where the blindfolded kid is swinging a bat). He he he. What could possibly go wrong with this scenario?